May 2013
striderna:
there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
gif:
why can’t I just stop thinking about you my life would be a lot easier
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
laughcentre:
sometimes when its quiet i just dream about being a housewife and making breakfast in a bag for the kids and picking them up from school then make dinner and tuck them in and just dust off my apron and slap my hands together like those mothers in movies then i realize im a fat 17 year old asian boy
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via qoldlush)
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
“Everything I love has either ruined me or watched as I ruined it instead.”
– (via wild-lion)
